1.What did a circle say to a tangent?
->Stop Touching me.
2.What is the invention that enebles you to see through wall?
->Window
3.What might have happen when each of the eggs thrown out from the tenth floor broken but this time it didn't?
->Practice makes man perfect.
4.Why does a cow need a bell?
->Because it's horn doesn't sound
5.What time is it when an elephant sits on a bench
->Time to get a new bench.
6.What do farmers and grandfarmers grow at the same time?
->Older!
7.What is an apple nut not an apple?
->Pineapple
8.Why are fish such poor tennis players?
->They don't like to get too close to the net.
9.Why are yours eyes trun red after crying?
->Because red is only left after all the blues are drained off after crying.
10.Why do people exchange rings, when they get betrothed?
->To learn from beginning that marriage is nothing but give and take.
11.Why happened to the plant in Maths class?
->It develops square root
12.What happens when a "he-vampire" meets to "she-vampire"?
->Love at first bite
13.Where do birds meet for a coffee?
->In a nest-cafe
14.What is a height of stupidity?
->Two bald men fighting for a comb.
15.Which pen flies a Plane?
->Pilot pen
16.Which pen is from China?
->Chinese Pen
17.Which pen splits out water?
->Fountain Pen
18.Which pen gives us Signature?
->Sign Pen
19.Which pen is full of dots?
->Dot Pen
20.Why is the 'A" like a flower?
->Because the B('ee) comes after.
21.If men are mammals, What are women?
->Femammals
22.What do you get if you cross a fish and two elephants?
->Swimming Trunks
23.Why Africians are angry withe Neplease?
->Because they eat Nigro.
24.Why is a naughty boy throw butter from the window?
->Because he wanted to see butterfly.
25.What goes smaller when it you turn it upside down?
->The number 9
26..Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
->In a Dictionary.
27..Why is a bridge like money?
->Because both go from bank to bank.
28..What does big chimney say to small chimny?
->You are too young to smoke.
29..What begins with 't' ends with 't' and has tea in it?
->Teapot
30.What is the opposite of cook-a-doodle do?
->Cook-a-doodle don't
31.Why is 10 afraid of 7
->Because 7,8,9
