Girlfriend:Are you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend:Dead sure! I checked the whole list again Yesterday.
Waiter:Would you like your coffee black?
Customer:What other colors do you have.
Teacher:Now,children if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student:Brotherly love.
Manager:Sorry,but I can't give you a job.I don't need much help.
Job applicant:That's all right.In fact I'm just the right person in this case.You see, I won't be of mush help anyway!!
Master:Raju, did the phone ring?
Servant:No master
Master:Then why are you holding the receiver to to your ear?
Servant:I'm expecting an urgent phone call master. So I thought I'd pick up the phone instead of waiting for its to ring.
A:May I have smoke cigarette here?
B:Sorry, you can't this is no smoking zone
A:Then how is this place is filling with cigarette and ashes
B:It's from those people who don't ask.
Judge:Do you know where will you go if you tell lies?
Man:Yes, to the hell.
Judge:And if you say true.....
Man:To the Jail.
Daughter:Daddy, I have just caught 5 flyes-3 male and 2 female flies.
Father:How did you know which were male and which were female?
Daughter:3 of them were in the whiskey bottle and 2 of them were on the mirror.
Son:"Dad can you sign your name without looking?"
Dad:Yes,why?
Son:Good, please close your eyes and sign my report card.
Queen Elizabeth:Jung Bahadur, Why are the people of your country are of different color but of our are same?
Jung Bahadur Rana:Because cows are of different colours but donkeys are of same.
Man:What is the quickest way to go to the hospital?
Boy:Just close your eyes and cross this street and you'll be there within few minutes.
Wife:Whenever we keep the money, our son steals. I don't know what to do about it?
Husband:Keep it in his text book.He will never touch it.
Ram:I am thinking to visit America. How much it cost?
Jack:Not even a single dollar,thinking needs no money.
Michel:What is the difference between intelligent andfoolish man?
Jim:Foolish is infront of me and intelligent is infront of you.
Ram:Can you count how many stars are there in the sky?
Michel:No, no, not now it has already been dark and there is no light.
A:Why are you walking with donkey?
B:It is not donkey, Its a dog.
A:I'm not asking you, I'm asking the dog.
Customer:I want to bye a mirror.
Shopkeeper:"A hand mirror?"
Customer:No I want to see my face.
Master:I order you leave my house from today.
Servant:But why sir? I haven't done anything?
Master:That's why I order you to leave.
